so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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