I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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