I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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