Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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