please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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