Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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