Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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