I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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