38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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