I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My feet surprised me
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