Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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