we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
