after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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