doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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