Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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