Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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