Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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