Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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