I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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