She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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