i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize