he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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