He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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