They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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