is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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