So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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