South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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