Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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