sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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