The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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