Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
This house was built for laser tag.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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