what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.