am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Let's get the cat blown out
Help me help you realize you are a moron
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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