Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think your dad took our porno
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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