I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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