Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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