And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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