i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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