absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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