thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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