fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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