i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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