so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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