i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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