You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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