So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We have started to decorate penises.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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