So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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