new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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