you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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