Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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