I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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