I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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