we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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